Chupa Rustam

Opportunity

2008-05-23T10:44:00.000-07:00

..... Email FWD!

If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

2008-02-25T07:25:00.000-08:00

1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g . When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"

2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.

3) U drink more tea or coffee than water.

4) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)

5) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.

6) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.

7) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

8) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.

9) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.

10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.

11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.

13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.

14.) U email Ur mate who works at the desk next to U.

15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.

16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12

17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .

18.)And now u r smiling!!!!

Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.

..... Email FWD!

Always allow the bosses to speak first

2008-02-02T09:30:00.000-08:00

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally,one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".
So the eager Junior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries."Pfufffff, and he has gone.

Now the Senior manager could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff, and he has also gone.

The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 1.30pm"
Moral of the story is: "Always allow the bosses to speak first"

..... Email FWD!

Women Says..

2008-01-14T09:36:00.000-08:00

FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
this is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say welcome.
Sending this to the men friends: to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

To women friends: to give them a good laugh!
Oh, and before we forget ..

"Whatever"
it's a woman's way of saying DIE !

..... Email FWD!

Technical Shyari.......

2007-10-30T09:00:00.000-07:00

mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

..... Email FWD!

How Men Change

2007-10-29T10:41:00.000-07:00

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

..... Email FWD!

Difference between Saali and Wife

2007-10-29T10:38:00.000-07:00

What is the difference between Saali And Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE

..... Email FWD!

गीता सारांश

2007-10-29T10:18:00.000-07:00

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Navratra Sample

2007-10-20T09:38:00.001-07:00

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How to win Men's Heart ???

2007-10-20T09:28:00.000-07:00

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Thakur Ka Inteqam..

2007-08-23T08:08:00.000-07:00

.. no petrol.. NO PROBLEM!

2007-08-22T10:49:00.000-07:00

..... Email FWD!

Extreme Funny

2007-08-07T11:08:00.000-07:00

.. You Tube!

Legal & Logical !!!!!!!!!

2007-08-03T10:09:00.001-07:00

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 25 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 18 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

..... Email FWD!

Not my job ...!

2007-07-10T10:02:00.000-07:00

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Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.

2007-06-27T11:11:00.000-07:00

Â · There are relationships apart from Bf/Gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true which is beyond the understanding of many people.

Â· And yeah even though U may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting...........

Â· Improving U r imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.

Â· You always don't need to show or prove your Gf/Bf how much U love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally U R dumped.

Â· Believe in Love , true love will never let you down

Â · Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.

Â· Do not be afraid of others, always think that others are afraid of you. (remember the Australian Beggar at the railway stations)

Â· Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call away... distances can't separate friends

Â· In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends

Â · It's the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.

Â· The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.

Â· The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away with a feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Â· and last but not the least- do what your heart loves... Karo wahi Jo, DIL CHAHTA HAI!!!

..... Email FWD!

Girls Are Hard To Please!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-19T10:21:00.000-07:00

The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't , she says u are PROUD ..
If u DRESS Nicely , she says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, she says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS ..
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT .
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't , she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD boy;
If she SMOKES, she is GENTLEWOMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK ;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......

SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter :-)

..... Email FWD!

Perfect Husband

2007-06-19T10:19:00.000-07:00

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?"WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

..... Email FWD!

Do you know.. ?

2007-06-18T10:25:00.000-07:00

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could
read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from
it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another
look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude
remarks.

So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to
everyone,
including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do
love you.

**** And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for a
Apple, and call me over!

Good friends are like stars........You don't always see them, but you
know they are always there.

"Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes
It's Hard to see"

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm
here than a whole truck load when I'm gone. Amen!

RETURN TO SENDER
Forward to all your friends, including me. ! And don't tell me you're
too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the
roses"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

..... Email FWD!

SCIENCE HAS ALL THE SOLUTION

2007-04-30T09:06:00.000-07:00

Kyun chalti hain pawan,

Because of evaporation .

Kyun jhoome hain gagan,

Because of earth's rotation.

Kyun machalta hain mann,

Because of disorder in digestion.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

Kyun gum hain har disha,

Because u have poor sense of direction.

Kyun hota hain nasha,

Because of drug addiction.

Kyun aata hain mazaa,

Because u enjoy the situation.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

Kyun aati hain bahar,

Because of change in season.

Kyun hota hain karar,

Because of taking tension.

Kyun hota hain pyaar,

Because of opposite attraction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

..... Email FWD!

A letter...

2007-04-28T10:14:00.000-07:00

*A letter of Husband to Wife:*
Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.

Your husband

*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.....

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I Hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.

..... Email FWD!

Abhi - Ash .. All the best..!

2007-04-24T08:46:00.000-07:00

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Why do boys go to temple ?

2007-04-24T08:41:00.000-07:00

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Pooja
Preeti
Bhavana
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
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Finally......TRIPTI..... & THEN MUKTI.....

Five friends

2007-04-24T08:40:00.001-07:00

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..

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Ab Niche kya khud ko dhund rahe ho

All possible expressions

2007-04-24T08:38:00.000-07:00

Classic definition & Cool Meanings in new dictionary

2007-04-24T08:25:00.001-07:00

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist : - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father: A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after�

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails...

Software Engineer..!

2007-03-28T10:06:00.001-07:00

FWD: Amit

India’s Next four matches…

2007-03-28T10:05:00.001-07:00

April 2: India vs More Vidyalaya

April 5: India vs Bishop's Highschool

May 3: India vs Cummins Ladies College

May 5: India vs Shamrao Kalmadi Primary school (I std to 5th std)

Dravid: Its tough time for us. But we will do the Best... Our first aim to Defeat the Shamrao Kalmadi primary school, because lot of players are young and energetic...

FWD: Amit

If you drink and drive..!

2007-03-28T10:03:00.000-07:00

Fwd: Amit

Jindagi...!

2007-03-27T11:36:00.000-07:00

Dil Se...!

2007-02-23T13:33:00.000-08:00

Married Conversastions..!

2007-02-23T13:31:00.000-08:00

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .........."HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

A Date

2007-02-09T18:25:00.000-08:00

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.

"What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a sur prise invitation is a sign of bad news.

"I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you," I responded. "Just the two of us."

She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much."

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed t hat she, too, seemed to be nervous about our
date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's. "I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, "she said, as she got
into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our meeting". We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down,I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.

"It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said

"Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed.

"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I did to do anything for her.

Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.

An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for
your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son."

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: "I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time."

Pass this along to everyone with an aging parent, to a child, to an adult, to anyone with a parent. Here's hoping today is better than yesterday and tomorrow.

Pass this on, you may save a life.

2007-02-09T18:24:00.000-08:00

Sanjay, a rich guy, loved fast cars and he did have a few in his possession. He loved to speed and could not be bothered about breaking speed limits. Many a times he was caught by the cops and speed radars, fined, but still he never bothered until.

One day as he was driving at a very high speed as usual, he saw a cop following him. The cop overtook him finally and asked him to stop and checked his license. He then took out his pad and started Writing, and then handed over the sheet of paper to Sanjay.

How much was this one going to cost?!!! Wait a minute.

What was this????

Some kind of joke? Certainly not a ticket.

Sanjay began to read:

"Dear Sanjay,

Once upon a time I had a lovely daughter. She was six when killed by a car. You guessed it - a speeding driver's car.

A fine and three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his three daughters.
I only had one, and I'm going to have to wait until Heaven, before I can ever hug her again.

A thousand times I've tried to forgive that man. A thousand times I thought I had. Maybe I did, but I need to do it again. Even now. Pray for me.. And be careful, Sanjay, my son is all I have left."

Sanjay turned around in time to see the cop's car pull away and head down the road.

He watched until it disappeared. A full 15 minutes later, he too, pulled away and drove slowly home praying for forgiveness and hugging a surprised wife and kids when he arrived.
Life is precious. Handle it with care.

Funny how you can send a thousand jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the sanctity of life, people think twice about sharing. Funny, how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you, for sending it to them. Pass this on, you may save a life. Then maybe not, but we'll never know until WE TRY!!

17 signs of falling in love!

2007-02-08T16:40:00.000-08:00

SEVENTEEN:
U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY

SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU
STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM

THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE
SAME TIME

TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

NINE:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All
YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.

EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM

SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT THEM.

FOUR:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DIDN'T NOTICE NUMBER
TWELVE.

ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.

simple complication, called LIFE!

2007-01-31T16:46:00.000-08:00

Between 6 pm and 6 am..!

2007-01-30T09:57:00.000-08:00

Between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her!

An incident took place in Delhi - a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. Took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed. The law [which most are not aware of] clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her. It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest. Please fwd this to as many girls you know.. Also to boys.. coz this can help them protect their wives, sisters and mothers. It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power. I did not know this and am sure some of us don't ? please be informed..

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Major Manish Pitambare: We salute your braveness!!

2007-01-29T11:16:00.000-08:00

Major Manish H Pitambare, we are really proud of you. We salute your braveness which will make us live in peace in the future.

Star versus 'Star'

The body of Major Manish Pitambare, who was shot dead at Anantnag, was cremated with full military honours at Thane on Wednesday.

On Tuesday a news swept across all the news channels 'Sanjay Datt relieved by the court'.

'Sirf Munna Not a bhai' '13 saal ka vanvaas khatam' 'alhough found guilty for possession of armory, Sanjay can breath sigh of relief as all the TADA charges against him are withdrawn'
And then many experts like Salman khan saying 'He is a good person.

We knew he will come out clean' Mr. Big B 'Datt family and our family have relations for years he's a good kid. He is like elder brother to abhishek'. His sister priya Datt 'we can sleep well tonight. it's a great relief'

In other news, Parliament was mad at Indian team for performing bad; Greg chapel said something ...; Bomb scare in gorakhpoor express; and Shah Rukh Khan replaces Big B in KBC and Sonia asked PM to consider reducing petroleum prices (I wonder who's the PM anyways that is not the topic so leave it.) But most of the emphasis was given on Sanjay Datt's "phoenix like" comeback from the ashes of terrorist charges.

Surfing through the channels, one news on BBC startled me, it read, Hisbul Mujahidin's Most wanted terrorist 'Sohel Faisal' killed in anantnag, India. Indian Major leading the operation lost his life in the process. Four others are injured.

It was past midnight, I started visiting the foolish Indian channels, the ones who are 'Sabse TEZ', but Sanjubaba was still ruling. They were telling How Sanjubaba pleaded to the court saying 'I am the sole bread earner for my family' 'I have a daughter who is studying in US who will look after her'. And then they showed how sanjubaba was not wearing his lucky blue shirt while he was hearing the verdict. Also how he went to every temple and prayed for last some months. A suspect in Mumbai bomb blasts, convicted under armory act...was being made into a hero.

Sure Sanjubaba has a daughter; sure sanjubaba did not do any terrorist thing as in bombing some place or hijacking an airplane etc. Possessing an AK47 is considered too elementary in terrorist community and also one who possesses an AK47 has a right to possess a pistol so that again is not such a big crime; Sure sanjubaba went to all the temples; Sure he did a lot of gandhigiri but then..., people. please read on...

Major Manish H Pitambare got the information from his sources about the terrorists' whereabouts. Wasting no time he attacked the camp killed the Hisbul mujahidin's suprimo and in the process lost his life... To the bullets fired from an AK47..

He has a wife and a daughter (just like sanjubaba), age ...18 months.

Major Manish never said 'I have a daughter' .before he took the decision to attack the terrorist hide out in the darkest of nights?

He never thought about having a family and he being the bread earner

No news channel covered this since they were too busy hyping a former drug addict, an actor in real and reel life, a suspect who's linked to bomb blasts which killed hundreds. Their aim was to show how he defied the TADA charges and they were so successful that his conviction in possession of armory had no meaning. They also concluded that his parents in heaven must be happy and proud of him..

Parents of Major Pitambare are still on this earth and they have to live rest of their lives without their beloved son. His daughter won't ever see her papa again.

Finally Sir Major Pitambare , to my generation there is no greater hero than one who laid his life in the name of this great nation.

Hence Sir, I salute you. You are the real Star, Vande mataram!!.

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What will happen if 1 rupee = 45 dollars...!!!

2007-01-29T10:40:00.000-08:00

Scene 1

Venue: Microsoft Corporation, New York, US some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.

S/w engg 1: What's that?

S/w engg 2: Bob's photographs from India.

S/w engg 1: Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

S/w engg 3: (Sees the photo) this is Kalyaninagar, Pune

s/w engg 1 : Fundo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life man...

s/w engg 3: You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K......
Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

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SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth there....

s/w engg 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
California ..
You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Budhwar Peth...He
says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts
department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm
writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York , US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w
engg.)

Male : Hi!

Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India
soon.

Male : What??

Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America
only. He is doing
his
Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His
study
will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned to
settle in Pune itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

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SCENE 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...

All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there?

s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be
1200 Rupees per Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!

that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...(US) !!!

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SCENE 5

A foreigner working in Pune as Software Engg gets a call from his
Home ..

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Beans with gravy and Bread and a local desert....

ie (Puneri Misal Pav and Mastani :-) )...

Father : enjoy...dear!!!

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

2007-01-08T16:24:00.000-08:00

Let's say it's 6.15p m and you're going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset andfrustrated.

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if
you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However,these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and thecough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

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Beautiful Pics and Rules for Life !!!

2006-12-21T09:37:00.000-08:00

- Received thr' email -
Thanks Prasad Sakat!

Silent Inspiration..!

2006-12-20T10:38:00.000-08:00

- Received thr' email....

Corporate Cultures..

2006-12-20T10:30:00.000-08:00

HGRC Chart...

Resource Management...

Bonus Policy...

Office and Intranet Emails...

Office Meetings..!

Organizattion Chart

How to save your job..?

Seven Wonders...!

2006-12-20T10:23:00.000-08:00

That's called photography..!

2006-12-20T10:12:00.000-08:00

What Females Actually Mean....?

2006-12-11T09:51:00.000-08:00

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset !
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... ..
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

Thank Amit

How to make a great week ahead..?

2006-12-04T09:25:00.000-08:00

A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in

it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students, 'How much do

you think this glass weighs?'....'50 gms!' .... '100 gms!'

......'125 gms' ......the students answered.

'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor, 'but,

my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few

minutes?' ''Nothing' the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the

professor asked. 'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the

students.

'You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?' ''Your

arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis &

have to go to hospital for sure!' ventured another student & all the

students laughed. 'Very good. But during all this, did the weight of

the glass change?' asked the professor.'No', said the students in one

voice!

'Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?' The students

were puzzled.'Put the glass down!' said one of the students.

'Exactly!' said the professor.' Life's problems are something like

this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of

them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer &

they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.'

It's important to think of the challenges

(problems) in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down'

at the end of every day before you go to sleep. That way, you are not

stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any

issue, any challenge that comes your way!'

So, remember to PUT THE GLASS DOWN

TODAY...EVERYDAY......and make it a great week ahead!!!

Some Laws...

2006-11-27T09:24:00.000-08:00

Law of Bath: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of Theater: People with the seats at the farthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

2006-11-24T09:58:00.000-08:00

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM
recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the
robber,the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is
seldom used because people don't know it exists.

Isn't It Strange!!!!!!

2006-11-16T09:39:00.000-08:00

Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/= seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at place of worship,
and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,
but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible/ Quran / Geeta, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/= seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,
but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible/ Quran / Geeta, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in a holy place?
Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for temple 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events in the last minute?
Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?
Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bible and other holy books?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?
Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?

Save the IT People from Debts

2006-11-09T10:01:00.000-08:00

* Property market in Year 2001 -2004 was quiet Ok , People were able to buy Flats in reasonable rates .

*Year 2005 -2006 , Some of the well known builders started the rates boom , flat which was at the cost of Rs.900 Sq Ft now became 2200 to 2800

Q: Are there any additional facilities ?

--> No Same Scheme/Area , Flat sold at 10 Lacks Now selling at 25 Lacks .

Q: Why Property increased so High ?

--> IT people competition to buy sweet home ..

Q: Who is going to Benfit from this Property Boom ?

--> Only Builders and some of the Politicians

Q: How is the Bank's support on Home Loans ?

--> Last Year , Bank gave the loan's at flexible mimimum rate,Now Banks has sufficient number of customers ,

(Trap) Slowly Banker's increasing interst at % 0.5 every month .

IT People Who bought house for 22 Lacks for 20 Yrs , Now became 23 Yrs with raise of 0.5 %

Q. How some IT people can face the problems in Future ?

--> Companies are Project Based , If Projects are there then People will not be there .

Q. IT salaries are high in Market , How much actually IT-people getting in Hand ?

--> People, Who bought house of 22 Lacks to 40 Lacks They need to pay EMI

15,000 to 35,000 for 20 Yrs. If Bank keeps same interst rates .

Suppose Salary is 35- 40 K Per Month, 20K will be the EmI

Q. Is there any "Terms & Condition or Processes to increase rates" ?

--> No , Depends on Buiders Greediness . Every builder follows the different strategies

Builder sold one flat 1500 Per Sqft in Morning and 1800 Per Sqft in the Evening ,

There are no records maitained ..

Q. Who made builders smart & greedy ?

--> Fool IT people ..

No body is asking , Flat was sold at 12 Lacks , Why now 24 Lacks ?

Q. Is Corporation water & MESB available to all schemes ?

--> Some of the area don't have the Corporation water at all , People surviving on Water Tankers.

** MESB .. Under Table ,can be managed easily .

Q. What will be the condition If We are not able to Clear the Loan ?

--> Depends on individual capabilities

Q. What wiil be the actual 'area of living' or carpet area if the builder proposes 1000 sft?

....> The actual carpet area will be 800-850 sft only. The common area is also included in the proposal.

If two flats are in the same floor, then the builder cheats both the residents by collecting

How do Builders cheat buyers? ... Let us see with a simple example

Builder XXXX proposes a flat in a decent residential area.

Rate ( Unit Price ) - Rs. 3500 sft.

Registration - Rs. 40 per sft.

EB and drainage - Rs. 50,000

Covered Car park - Rs. 1,25,000

Corpus fund - Rs. 50000.

For a 1000 sft flat ( 850 sft carpet area ), the approximate cost will be Rs.37,65,000. In the same plot area ( measuring 2 grounds) the builder would have constructed 8 or 10 flats.

Let us see how a builder earns his profit

Total sales for the builder - 37, 65,000 *10 = 3, 76, 50000 ( 3.76 crores)

Cost of the land - Rs. 40 laks per ground

1) Total cost of the land - 80 lakhs for two ground ------- A

Total builtup area for 10 flats - 10*1000 sft = 10,000 sft

Construction cost per sft ( for normal specification) = Rs. 900 per sft

2) Total construction cost - 10,000 * 900 = Rs. 90,00,000 -------------- B

3) Other expenses for the builder - Rs. 20 per sft = Rs. 2,00,000 ................. C

Total expenses for the builder = A+ B+C

= Rs. 80,00,000 + Rs.90,00,000 + Rs. 2,00,00

= Rs. 1,72,00,000 ( 1.72 crores approx)

Total Sales = Rs. 3.76 crores - Rs. 1.72 crores

Total profit of the builder = Rs. 2.04 crores.

Let us see the share of each resident

1. Cost of land = Divided share among the other 10 residents

= Rs. 80,00,000 / 10

= Rs. 8,00,000

2. Construction cost = Rs. 900 * 1000

= Rs. 9,00,000

3. Other expenses = Rs. 2,00,000 ( approx)

Total = Rs. 19,00,000 ( Nineteen lakhs)

The total share for each resident is Rs. 19,00,000 ( Nineteen lakhs only )

but he pays Rs. 37.5 laks for the flat.

Q. How We can stop Builders -Property Boom ?

1) IT People should stop buying flats for atleast next 1-2 Yrs .

2) Onces rates are reasonable , With some legal process get the Booking .

3) Check Facilities, Convince, Road Approach, schools & Mainly co-operation water

4) Ask Questions If I buy 1/2 BHK at 12 to 30 Lacks , Do I get reasale value in future?

5) Today you are capable for paying 1000 -3000 maintains per month ? Will will be the same case

after 20-30yrs after retirement .

6) In All, Don't stretch more to get the more & more loans other wise it will create unnecessary

pressure and tension .

7) Read the above mentioned calculation carefully, when you are about to buy a flat pls keep this in mind.

Good Morning... Mumbai..!!

2006-11-04T02:37:00.000-08:00

Guuuuuuuuuuuud Morrrrniiiiiiiiiing

Mumbai…………………….

Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?
Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?
Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?
Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?
Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.
Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?
Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?
To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai..??

Orkut - Master mind..!

2006-11-04T02:32:00.000-08:00

1) Orkut Buyukkokten(the creator of Orkut) gets $12 when a person registers to this website.
2) He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
3) He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6
if anybody adds you as a friend in the resulting chain.
4) He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
5) He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
6) He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the
hot-list.

7) He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
8) He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
9) He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
10) He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
11) He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5
every time you view your friend's friend-list.
12) Many Global Financial Consultants think this person might become the
richest-person in the world by the end of 2009.
13) Finally, this is the best fact. This person has 13 assistants to
monitor his scrapbook & 8 assistants to monitor his friends-list. He gets
around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps a day.

Visit
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=325082930226142255
for more details about this great person

Love Letter..!

2006-11-04T02:31:00.000-08:00

Love Letter
***********
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you
hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you
and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day,you came with a rose on
your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in
expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in

your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.

If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..
love,
Aakash

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*****

Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........

Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... right
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand
yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is
it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I
come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving
you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.
Reshma

City At Sea: Plans For The World's Largest Ship

2006-11-04T02:26:00.000-08:00

Nearly a mile long and 25 stories high, Freedom will be the largest vessel to ever sail the seven seas

Freedom will dwarf the Queen Elizabeth II and become a permanent home for 50,000 people. "Walk in a straight line for about 12 minutes," "If you don't dawdle, you'll cover slightly less than a mile. Now, make a right turn and walk beyond the length of two football fields. Duplicate these lines to make a rectangle, then look up to the height of a 25-story building. This is what Freedom will be "Freedom will be large enough to bring on more than 50,000 residents, 15,000 employees, 20,000 day guests and still have four times as much roaming-around square footage per person as the most modern cruise liners," Nixon says during POPULAR MECHANICS' visit to see how his ambitious plan is progressing.

Taller than the highest buildings in most American cities and topped with a runway that can handle jets, Freedom may someday be the globe-trotting address for 17,000 homes and 4000 businesses. Its dimensions are so colos sal that it will have to be assembled at sea. Once it's built, Freedom will circle the earth every two years, following the balmy breezes as it approaches the world's major ports. The wealthiest of her "citizens" will leave their 15-ft. by 80-ft. ocean-view apartments and board their private jets or yachts for jaunts to shore. Meanwhile, the 15,000 people who work aboard the ship will gear up for the next on-rush of day visitors anxious to shop at its duty-free stores and guests checking in to vacation in its hotels and time-share condominiums.

Once under way, life aboard Freedom will be more like living in a bustling city than being on a vacation cruise. Because of its size, the ship will have its own railway system. Courtyards set about its decks will create interior park and recreation areas. Nixon has calculated that the resident population can support its own local economy, which means that residents will, in many cases, also be operating businesses at sea, in malls throughout the length of the ship.
As might be expected, this plan for a ship capable of carrying as many as 115,000 people The reason is not simply a matter of Freedom's proposed 4320-ft. length, which is nearly five times that of the currently largest cruise ship, Carnival Cruise Line's 900-ft. Destiny, but the enormity of its mass. When naval architects compare ships, they speak in terms of tonnage rather than length. The Destiny displaces 100,000 tons of water. The largest vessel afloat, the supertanker Jahre Viking, displaces 564,739 tons. Freedom will displace 2.7 million tons.

Nixon says that while there are many factors that determine a beam's maximum length, a steel beam can reasonably be expected to span a distance 15 times its height. "A ship with an effective depth of 80 ft. of hull [measured from keel to main deck] can theoretically span a maximum of 1200 ft.," Nixon says. "On Freedom, the effective beam runs 350 ft., from the bottom of the ship to the aircraft runway." The result is a 4320-ft.-long floating beam that draws 37 ft. of water as it rides atop waves, rather than plowing through them.

"We're not doing anything new," Nixon says. "We've taken technologies used in one area and applied them here." Indeed, Nixon says that during World War II the Navy used floating docks longer than Freedom. More recently, Kvaerner, the Norwegian ship and oil platform builder, proposed that the U.S. Department of Defense build a 5249-ft. floating airfield capable of supporting 10,000 troops. Called SeaBase , it would use Kvaerner's patented linking system to join three giant semi-submersible drilling rigs into a landing field.

Freedom promises to be as different from today's oceangoing vessels as the Queen Elizabeth II is from the Mayflower. Starting with the keel, Freedom doesn't have one. This backbone is missing because Freedom is constructed of 520 airtight steel cells. Each will measure 80 ft. tall. Depending upon its location, each will be 50 to 100 ft. wide and 50 to 120 ft. long. Assembled ashore on rails, they will be bolted together to form base units, each about 300 by 400 ft. These will then be floated out to sea and joined to form the completed base.

About 10 months after the start of construction on the first airtight cell, three base units will have been assembled at sea. At this point, the tempo of construction will increase. Meanwhile, on shore, four assembly lines will be dedicated to building airtight cells. At sea, work will begin on the 25-story superstructure. By the 17-month mark, the last base unit will be bolted in place and the 25th level completed.

Two years after the start of construction, 4000 of Freedom's planned 21,000 units will be ready for Well, not exactly. Freedom won't have the sort of boilers you find on traditional ships. She will be propelled by 3700-hp motorized units protruding through 100 of her watertight cells. About half of these will be shrouded propeller units. The balance will rotate 360 degrees, like those used on tugboats. At about $1 million each, these are among the world's most expensive marine power plants. Using GPS, Freedom's captain could simply sketch the ship's route on a touch-screen and the $6 billion ship would find its own way.

The Sixth Sense..!

2006-11-04T02:23:00.000-08:00

SIXTH SENSE

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch."

Small but sweet story..!

2006-10-07T10:19:00.000-07:00

A Guy had a cancer and He had a month to live. He liked a girl with all his heart.
The girl was working in a CD shop. He didn’t tell her about his love because he was aware that he has to die any moment after a month.

He was used to go to see her everyday at the CD shop & bye a CD a day with the hope that at least a single day she will try to talk to him.
After a month he died. When girl didn’t find him at the CD shop for a long, she started searching his house & got the house nearby only.
She asked about him and his mother replied …He died because of cancer and she took that girl to his son’s room. She saw all the CDs unopened & the girl started crying……………………………… Do you know why?

The girl had kept Chits inside the CD every day to let him know how much she loves him.

DID u knw..this?

2006-10-03T07:57:00.000-07:00

Orkut Buyukkokten(the creator of Orkut) gets $12 when every person registers to this website.
2)He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
3)He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as a friend in the resulting chain.
4)He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
5)He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
6)He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.
7)He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
8)He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
9)He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
10He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
11)He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time you view your friend's friend-list.
12)Many Global Financial Consultants think this person might become the richest-person in the world by the end of 2009

Hello Hell...!

2006-09-29T09:25:00.000-07:00

One politician, One thief & One Software Engineer died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars ".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too". He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Software Engineer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too", He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Software Engineer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

Devil says-
"Calling hell to hell is local"

Isn't It Strange!!!!!!

2006-09-29T09:10:00.000-07:00

Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/= seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at place of worship,
and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,
but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible/ Quran / Geeta, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/= seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,
but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible/ Quran / Geeta, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in a holy place?
Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for temple 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events in the last minute?
Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?
Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bible and other holy books?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?
Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?

Girls' English

2006-09-24T06:50:00.000-07:00

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

NOW YOU MUST SEND THIS TO:

0- No one will ever love you!

1-5: You will get a kiss from your crush.

6-10: You will tongue your crush.

11-15: You will make-out with your crush.

15-20: You will date your crush.

20+: You wil have sex with your b.f/ g.f and be together 4 EVER!

START SENDING........GO!!!

Water Therapy

2006-09-23T11:34:00.000-07:00

Introduction

* Drink six (6) glasses of water (1.5 liters) everyday and
avoid medicine, tablets, injections, diagnosis, doctor fees, etc.

* You can never believe before practicing.

List of Diseases That Can Be Cured By Water Therapy

* Blood Pressure / Hypertension

* Anemia (Blood Shortage)

* Rheumatism (Pain in joints / muscles)

* General Paralysis

* Obesity

* Arthritis

* Sinusitis

* Tachycardia

* Giddiness

* Cough

* Leukemia

* Asthma

* Bronchitis

* Pulmonary Tuberculosis

* Meningitis

* Kidney Stones

* Hyper Acidity

* Dysentry

* Gastroenteritis

* Uterus Cancer

* Rectal Piodapse

* Constipation

* Hostorthobics

* Diabetes

* Eye Diseases

* Ophthalmic Hemorrhage & Opthalmia (Reddisheye)

* Irregular Menstruation

* Breast Cancer

* Laryngitis

* Headache

* Leukemia

* Urogenital Diseases

Therapy Procedure

* Early morning, after you get up from bed, (without even brushing
your teeth) drink 1.5 liters of water i.e., 5 to 6 glasses. Let us all know
that ancient Indians termed this therapy as "Usha Paana Chikitsa" . You may
wash your face thereafter.

* Here it is very essential to note that nothing else, neither drinks
nor solid food of any sort should be taken within 1 hour before and after
drinking these 1.5 liters of water.

* It is also to be strictly observed that no alcoholic drinks should
be taken the previous night.

* If required, boiled and filtered water may be used for this
purpose.

* It is difficult to drink 1.5 liters of water at one time, but you
will get used to it gradually.

* Initially, while practicing you may drink four glasses first and to
balance two glasses after a gap of two minutes.

* You may find the necessity to urinate 2 to 3 times within an hour,
but it will become normal after quite some time.

By Research and Experience

* The following diseases are observed to be cured with this therapy
within the indicated days as below:

* Constipation - 1 day

* Acidity - 2 days

* Diabetes - 7 days

* Cancer - 4 weeks

* Pulmonary TB - 3 months

* BP & Hypertension - 4 weeks

* Note:

It is advised that persons suffering from Arthritis or Rheumatism should
practice this therapy thrice a day, i.e. morning, midday and night, 1 hour
before meals for one week; and twice a day subsequently until the disease
disappears.

How Does Pure Water Act?

* Consuming ordinary drinking water by the right method purifies
human
body. It renders the colon more effective by forming new fresh blood, known
in medical terms as " Haematopaises". That the mucous folds of the colon
and
intestines are activated by this method is an undisputed fact, just as the
theory that the mucous fold produces new fresh blood.

* If the colon is cleansed then the nutrients of the food taken
several times a day will be absorbed and by the action of the mucous folds
they are turned into fresh blood. The blood is all-important in curing
ailments and restoring health and for this water should be consumed in a
regular pattern.

Life is Short, Just go for it

* Please spread this message to your friends, relatives and
neighbors. It is a great service to the cause of humanity.

Shooting Birds

2006-09-23T11:33:00.000-07:00

There was a father who was very close to his son. They used to go everywhere
together including picking up women, which they referred to as "calling
chickens". One day, the son decided to go overseas for study.
The father was very supportive. Before his son left, the father told the
son, " We cannot call chicken" together for the next few years. However, if
you need to call chicken, please go ahead and I will pay for it. But please
state the expense as 'Shooting Birds' so that your mom will not suspect."
So the son left. For the first month, the father received the bill from the
son (shooting bird - $1000). Subsequently for the next few months, the bill
for shooting bird is above $1000. The father could not tolerate any more, so
he wrote to his son. "Son, you have been shooting too expensive bird, try
some cheaper ones"
A month later, the father received another bill from his son. It wrote:
"Shooting Bird - $50, Rifle Repair - $2,000"

Don't get up too early in the morning :-)

2006-09-23T11:30:00.001-07:00

Read the story first …Really Good Moral necessary for all of us…..

There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy). Vishy goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack. This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now, when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill, the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river Vishy did just the same He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible, as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible..... Now with just one stone remaining, the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn! The stone was a diamond!!!! That's when he realized that all those pebbles he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!

End of Story!

Moral is ....

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Don't get up too early in the morning :-)

Member of Parliament (MP) in India

2006-09-23T11:30:00.000-07:00

Member of Parliament (MP) in India

Monthly Salary: 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000
(For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily BETA during parliament meets : 500

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free
(For any number of times - All over India)

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year
(With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP per year : 32,00,000

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 cores)
And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, by the largest democratic process in the world, not intruded into the parliament on their own or by any qualification.
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......
Think of the great democracy we have.............
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL CITIZENS OF INDIA.........

Brain and Mind ...!

2006-09-23T11:15:00.000-07:00

Brain of Indian...................

IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN
AMERICA.

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to
India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
some form of security
for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to
a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank. He
produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to
accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into
the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we
are very happy to
have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that
you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to
borrow "$5,000"

The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian...

YOUR DAD

2006-09-23T11:14:00.000-07:00

When you were 8 years old,
your dad handed you an ice cream.
You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old,
he paid for piano lessons .
You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old,
he drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one
birthday party after another.
You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old,
he took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old,
he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13,
he suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14,
he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15,
he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16,
he taught you how to drive his car.
You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17,
he was expecting an important call.
You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18,
he cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19,
he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags.
You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be
embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25,
he helped to pay for your wedding, and he cried and told you how deeply he loved you.
You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50,
he fell ill and needed you to take care of him.
You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did
came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, forward this message,
if you don`t...
then shame on you..

Surprizzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

2006-09-23T11:12:00.000-07:00

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his

room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and

without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned

from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence

messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's

son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the

computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached

Date: 16 May 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers

here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby

XYZ

Photo - Bihari Estyle....

2006-09-23T11:09:00.001-07:00

communication Blunders

2006-09-23T11:09:00.000-07:00

From : Managing Director
To : Vice President

" Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday. So let all employees line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it. To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we will not be able to see it very well and in that case the employees should assemble in the Canteen."

From : Vice President
To : General Manager

" By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. If it is raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on the site. In this case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot see happening everyday."

FROM : General managers
To : Industry Managers

" By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow the disappearance of the sun in our best clothes, in the canteen at nine o' clock tomorrow morning. The Managing Director will tell us whether it is going to rain. This is something which we cannot see happen everyday."

From : Industry Managers
To : Location heads

" If it is raining in the canteen tomorrow morning, which is something that we cannot see happen everyday, the Managing Director in his best clothes, will disappear at nine o'clock."

From : Location heads
To : Marketing Executives

" Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, the Managing Director will disappear. It's a pity that we can't see this happen everyday."

Lota!

2006-09-16T15:22:00.000-07:00

Palace Orchard: WikiMapia View

2006-09-16T15:00:00.000-07:00

Palace Orchard is one of the most desirable residential addresses in Pune. Sprawling over 12 acres of land, overlooking a lush green valley, Palace Orchard boasts an uninterrupted view of the city skyline and the Sahyadri Mountains. Palace Orchard is built by Trust India Pune [ Everest Development Corporation ]. Renowned developers, Everest are highly acclaimed for their quality construction, adherence to schedule and clear titles. They have successfully developed more than 3 lakh square feet at prime locations in Bombay. Palace Orchard promises to be the landmark of Pune, bearing the stamp of excellence. Architect Hafeez Contractor one of India's most celebrated and sought-after architects-has designed Palace Orchard.His designs have been heralded as a defination onation of good taste and perfection. Palace Orchard is the culmination of the artistry and talent of Mr. Hafeez Contractor and the fine workmanship of Trust India Pune [ Everest Development Corporation ].

A LIFE-long friend of Steve Irwin

2006-09-15T16:14:00.000-07:00

A LIFE-long friend of Steve Irwin today told how the Crocodile Hunter pulled a deadly stingray barb from his own chest before losing consciousness and dying.
Friend John Stainton said he had viewed footage of his friend's last moments and the images were "shocking".
"It's a very hard thing to watch because you're actually witnessing somebody die ... and it's terrible," he said.
"It shows that Steve came over the top of the ray and the tail came up, and spiked him here (in the chest), and he pulled it out and the next minute he's gone.
"That was it. The cameraman had to shut down."
Irwin , 44, was filming a television program on the Great Barrier Reef off far north Queensland when the drama unfolded yesterday.
Mr Stainton said Irwin's wife, Terri, who rushed to Queensland from a holiday in Tasmania after being told of the tragedy, was putting on a brave face for the sake of her children.
"I think she's being very strong," he said in Cairns, where Irwin's body has been taken.
"I think for the children's sake she has to be strong because they're at a very impressionable age, as you know.
"Bindi's eight and little Robert's coming up to three, so he may not totally understand, but Bindi certainly does.
"She's very mindful of how she has to control her emotions to get the kids through it."
Terri Irwin remained at the family home on the Sunshine Coast with her children today and Mr Stainton said she had no plans to go to Cairns.
The loss of an Australian icon has made headlines around the world and sparked tributes from all walks of life, with NEWS.com.au readers among the many keen to pass on their condolences.

Irwin was killed while shooting footage for a new show he was doing with Bindi.

Terri would have the final say on whether film from the project was made public, the head of the US TV company that broadcasts his show said today.
Film of the death has already been handed to Queensland police preparing a report for the Coroner.

Billy Campbell, the president of Discovery Networks, which owns the Animal Planet channel, said talks on the footage would take place with Terri at a suitable time.
"It's still too early," Mr Campbell said. "We'll have to take a look at it."
Mr Campbell, who will fly to Australia for Irwin's funeral, said he would also ask Terri whether she would like Bindi's show to go ahead.
"In terms of the Bindi show, a lot of that will depend on the conversations I have with Terri in a couple of days," he said.
"I want to give her a few days to mourn and think through things. "We'll talk about that in due time.

"Should they want to move forward, then definitely we will move forward."
Irwin was killed almost instantly when the stingray stabbed him in the heart with its poisonous 20cm barb as he snorkelled off Port Douglas.
He was pulled from the water by a cameraman and a crewman, put on an inflatable tender and taken to a support boat about 500m away.
Crewmembers said he was barely conscious in the minutes after the sting, but died as his production team rushed him to his vessel, Croc One, and to a nearby island for emergency treatment.

A charter dive boat crew desperately tried to revive him on the beach, but were unsuccessful and he was pronounced dead shortly afterwards by Queensland Rescue Service officers, who had flown to the area by helicopter.
Irwin's body was last night flown to Cairns where a post-mortem confirmed the cause of death.
"We're not going into the detail but there's definitely no surprises. Everyone knows how he died," a police spokeswoman said.
One of Irwin's contemporaries, internationally known cameraman and spearfisherman Ben Cropp, was in his own boat off Port Douglas when Irwin was killed.

Mr Cropp said the stingray was spooked and went into defensive mood.
"It probably felt threatened because Steve was alongside and there was the cameraman ahead, and it felt there was danger and it baulked.

"It stopped and went into a defensive mode and swung its tail with the spike.
"Steve unfortunately was in a bad position and copped it.
"I have had that happen to me, and I can visualise it - when a ray goes into defensive, you get out of the way.
"Steve was so close he could not get away, so if you can imagine it - being right beside the ray and it swinging its spine upwards from underneath Steve - and it hit him.

"I have seen that sort of reaction with rays - with their tail breaking the water, such is the force."
Surf Lifesavers national marine stinger adviser Lisa-Ann Gershwin said there had only been 17 fatal stingray attacks worldwide. "I think it's just an extraordinary freak accident that has happened to his heart," she said.

"A lot of people will be afraid by this, but they need to keep in mind that this was a freak accident, it was a terrible tragedy but it is not common."

Dr Gershwin said stingray stings to the legs or arms were common and, while painful, were not normally considered dangerous. She said there were many different types of stingrays, with barbs on their tails up to 30cm long, and they poisoned victims with a range of toxins.

EVERYONE MUST KNOW THIS

2006-09-15T16:10:00.000-07:00

Let''s say it''s 6.15p m and you''re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You''re really tired, upset and frustrated.

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don''t know if you''ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However,these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

9-11 Facts..!

2006-09-14T15:11:00.000-07:00

This is really freaky!!

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb
[The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towersin 1993] has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets
more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the TwinTowers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit TwinTowers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1= 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.
2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 =11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the TwinTowers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and
lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

uncovinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it
made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane
to hit one of the TwinTowers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

What do you think now?!! HE HE HE HE HE HE………

Care for nature!

2006-09-02T12:32:00.000-07:00

This board is at Tulapur, a holy and religious place round 35 KM from Pune on A.Nagar road.
Simply meanig to keep your surrounding clean and pollution free!

Mountbatten arrives at Delhi airport

2006-08-23T14:59:00.000-07:00

Mountbatten arrives at Delhi airport; received by Nehru and Liaquat Ali. March 25, 1947

Nehru and Gandhi at AICC meeting

2006-08-23T14:56:00.000-07:00

Nehru and Gandhi at AICC meeting, July 1946

Mountbatten swears Nehru in as Prime Minister of India

2006-08-23T14:50:00.000-07:00

Aug. 15, 1947: Mountbatten swears Nehru in as Prime Minister of India

Current world population

2006-08-21T14:20:00.000-07:00

rank	country	area sq.km.	population (all estimates)
rank	country	area sq.km.	2006-07-01	yearly growth	yesterday	daily increase	today
	World	510,072,000	6,525,170,264	1.14%	6,533,729,857	203,800	6,533,933,657
1.	China	9,596,960	1,313,973,713	0.59%	1,314,865,775	21,240	1,314,887,015
2.	India	3,287,590	1,095,351,995	1.38%	1,097,091,354	41,413	1,097,132,767
3.	United States of America	9,631,418	298,444,215	0.91%	298,756,723	7,441	298,764,164
4.	Indonesia	1,919,440	245,452,739	1.41%	245,850,978	9,482	245,860,460
5.	Brazil	8,511,965	188,078,227	1.04%	188,303,303	5,359	188,308,661
6.	Pakistan	803,940	165,803,560	2.09%	166,202,306	9,494	166,211,800
7.	Bangladesh	144,000	147,365,352	2.09%	147,719,756	8,438	147,728,194
8.	Russia	17,075,200	142,893,540	-0.37%	142,832,703	-1,449	142,831,254
9.	Nigeria	923,768	131,859,731	2.38%	132,220,846	8,598	132,229,444
10.	Japan	377,835	127,463,611	0.02%	127,466,544	70	127,466,614
11.	Mexico	1,972,550	107,449,525	1.16%	107,592,948	3,415	107,596,363
12.	Philippines	300,000	89,468,677	1.80%	89,653,987	4,412	89,658,400
13.	Vietnam	329,560	84,402,966	1.02%	84,502,030	2,359	84,504,388
14.	Germany	357,021	82,422,299	-0.02%	82,420,402	-45	82,420,357
15.	Egypt	1,001,450	78,887,007	1.75%	79,045,862	3,782	79,049,644
16.	Ethiopia	1,127,127	74,777,981	2.31%	74,976,747	4,733	74,981,480
17.	Turkey	780,580	70,413,958	1.06%	70,499,844	2,045	70,501,889
18.	Iran	1,648,000	68,688,433	1.10%	68,775,376	2,070	68,777,446
19.	Thailand	514,000	64,631,595	0.68%	64,682,167	1,204	64,683,371
20.	Congo, Dem. Rep. of the	2,345,410	62,660,551	3.07%	62,881,906	5,270	62,887,176
21.	France	547,030	60,876,136	0.35%	60,900,653	584	60,901,237
22.	United Kingdom	244,820	60,609,153	0.28%	60,628,681	465	60,629,146
23.	Italy	301,230	58,133,509	0.04%	58,136,185	64	58,136,248
24.	Korea, South	98,480	48,846,823	0.42%	48,870,430	562	48,870,992
25.	Myanmar	678,500	47,382,633	0.81%	47,426,796	1,052	47,427,848
26.	Ukraine	603,700	46,710,816	-0.60%	46,678,566	-768	46,677,798
27.	South Africa	1,219,912	44,187,637	-0.40%	44,167,299	-484	44,166,814
28.	Colombia	1,138,910	43,593,035	1.46%	43,666,271	1,744	43,668,015
29.	Sudan	2,505,810	41,236,378	2.55%	41,357,376	2,881	41,360,257
30.	Spain	504,782	40,397,842	0.13%	40,403,885	144	40,404,029
31.	Argentina	2,766,890	39,921,833	0.96%	39,965,933	1,050	39,966,983
32.	Poland	312,685	38,536,869	-0.05%	38,534,652	-53	38,534,599
33.	Tanzania	945,087	37,445,392	1.83%	37,524,243	1,877	37,526,120
34.	Kenya	582,650	34,707,817	2.57%	34,810,457	2,444	34,812,901
35.	Morocco	446,550	33,241,259	1.55%	33,300,547	1,412	33,301,958
36.	Canada	9,984,670	33,098,932	0.88%	33,132,448	798	33,133,246
37.	Algeria	2,381,740	32,930,091	1.22%	32,976,319	1,101	32,977,420
38.	Afghanistan	647,500	31,056,997	2.67%	31,152,414	2,272	31,154,686
39.	Nepal	140,800	28,287,147	2.17%	28,357,780	1,682	28,359,461
40.	Peru	1,285,220	28,302,603	1.32%	28,345,592	1,024	28,346,615
41.	Uganda	236,040	28,195,754	3.37%	28,305,092	2,603	28,307,695
42.	Uzbekistan	447,400	27,307,134	1.70%	27,360,551	1,272	27,361,823
43.	Saudi Arabia	1,960,582	27,019,731	2.18%	27,087,510	1,614	27,089,124
44.	Iraq	437,072	26,783,383	2.66%	26,865,362	1,952	26,867,314
45.	Venezuela	912,050	25,730,435	1.38%	25,771,294	973	25,772,266
46.	Malaysia	329,750	24,385,858	1.78%	24,435,806	1,189	24,436,995
47.	Korea, North	120,540	23,113,019	0.84%	23,135,359	532	23,135,891
48.	Taiwan	35,980	23,036,087	0.61%	23,052,256	385	23,052,641
49.	Ghana	239,460	22,409,572	2.07%	22,462,950	1,271	22,464,221
50.	Romania	237,500	22,303,552	-0.12%	22,300,472	-73	22,300,399
51.	Yemen	527,970	21,456,188	3.46%	21,541,613	2,034	21,543,647
52.	Australia	7,686,850	20,264,082	0.85%	20,283,902	472	20,284,374
53.	Sri Lanka	65,610	20,222,240	0.78%	20,240,390	432	20,240,822
54.	Mozambique	801,590	19,686,505	1.38%	19,717,766	744	19,718,510
55.	Syria	185,180	18,881,361	2.30%	18,931,332	1,190	18,932,522
56.	Madagascar	587,040	18,595,469	3.03%	18,660,304	1,544	18,661,847
57.	Cote d'Ivoire	322,460	17,654,843	2.03%	17,696,083	982	17,697,065
58.	Cameroon	475,440	17,340,702	2.04%	17,381,408	969	17,382,377
59.	Netherlands	41,526	16,491,461	0.49%	16,500,759	221	16,500,981
60.	Chile	756,950	16,134,219	0.94%	16,151,670	416	16,152,086
61.	Kazakhstan	2,717,300	15,233,244	0.33%	15,239,028	138	15,239,166
62.	Burkina Faso	274,200	13,902,972	3.00%	13,950,966	1,143	13,952,109
63.	Cambodia	181,040	13,881,427	1.78%	13,909,859	677	13,910,536
64.	Ecuador	283,560	13,547,510	1.50%	13,570,893	557	13,571,450
65.	Malawi	118,480	13,013,926	2.38%	13,049,566	849	13,050,415
66.	Niger	1,267,000	12,525,094	2.92%	12,567,178	1,002	12,568,180
67.	Guatemala	108,890	12,293,545	2.27%	12,325,656	765	12,326,421
68.	Zimbabwe	390,580	12,236,805	0.62%	12,245,535	208	12,245,743
69.	Angola	1,246,700	12,127,071	2.45%	12,161,259	814	12,162,073
70.	Senegal	196,190	11,987,121	2.34%	12,019,398	768	12,020,166
71.	Mali	1,240,000	11,716,829	2.63%	11,752,288	844	11,753,132
72.	Zambia	752,614	11,502,010	2.11%	11,529,936	665	11,530,601
73.	Cuba	110,860	11,382,820	0.31%	11,386,880	97	11,386,977
74.	Greece	131,940	10,688,058	0.18%	10,690,272	53	10,690,324
75.	Portugal	92,391	10,605,870	0.36%	10,610,263	105	10,610,368
76.	Belgium	30,528	10,379,067	0.13%	10,380,620	37	10,380,657
77.	Belarus	207,600	10,293,011	-0.06%	10,292,300	-17	10,292,283
78.	Czech Republic	78,866	10,235,455	-0.06%	10,234,748	-17	10,234,732
79.	Tunisia	163,610	10,175,014	0.99%	10,186,605	276

Bird watch!

2006-08-17T15:08:00.000-07:00

Well this is so called Bird watching and I also capture the snaps!

Happy Independence Day!!

2006-08-14T13:27:00.000-07:00

Image from Aqshar.com

Water - water everywhere: Damn it!!

2006-08-09T15:31:00.000-07:00

This is Khadakwasala dam..i have never seen so closely and floded.. water water everywhere!!

Warning..!

2006-08-08T13:27:00.000-07:00

I saw this warning at Nilkantheshwar Temple, Pune... Well warnings are everywhere..but you need to obey them at least at such places..!

Love Story

2006-08-07T07:47:00.000-07:00

Real EK DUJE KE LIYE..???

Bulls Fight..!

2006-08-05T11:07:00.000-07:00

Yes, they are fighting..! Hum I dont know why..!

Possible.. ?

2006-08-03T14:03:00.000-07:00

This picture is taken at my residence. The cow is a toy in reality!

FAMILY: Sarkaar!

2006-08-02T16:25:00.000-07:00

The famous pose of great movie actor Mr. Amitabh Bachhan in film SARKAR. The movie was being shown on SAHARA Channel some days back.

MTv Catch...!

2006-08-02T16:22:00.000-07:00

A cool catch of a advertisement on MTV. I think this belons to a coldrink advertisement..but not sure.. Do you have any guess?

At Khadakwasala..!

2006-08-02T16:14:00.000-07:00

Well, people are more versatile now.. They know where to go for a bath and with whome..! The snap was captures at Khadakwasala some days back..!