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..... Email FWD!

If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g . When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"


2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.



3) U drink more tea or coffee than water.



4) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)



5) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.



6) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.



7) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.



8) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.



9) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.



10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.



11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.



13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.



14.) U email Ur mate who works at the desk next to U.



15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.



16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12



17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .



18.)And now u r smiling!!!!



Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.




..... Email FWD!

Always allow the bosses to speak first

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally,one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".
So the eager Junior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries."Pfufffff, and he has gone.

Now the Senior manager could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff, and he has also gone.

The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 1.30pm"
Moral of the story is: "Always allow the bosses to speak first"



..... Email FWD!