- Yes = No
- No = Yes
- Maybe = No
- I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
- We need... = I want
- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
- Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
- We need to talk... = I need to complain.
- Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset !
- You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
- I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... ..
- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
- I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
- Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Thank Amit
