Introduction
* Drink six (6) glasses of water (1.5 liters) everyday and
avoid medicine, tablets, injections, diagnosis, doctor fees, etc.
* You can never believe before practicing.
List of Diseases That Can Be Cured By Water Therapy
* Blood Pressure / Hypertension
* Anemia (Blood Shortage)
* Rheumatism (Pain in joints / muscles)
* General Paralysis
* Obesity
* Arthritis
* Sinusitis
* Tachycardia
* Giddiness
* Cough
* Leukemia
* Asthma
* Bronchitis
* Pulmonary Tuberculosis
* Meningitis
* Kidney Stones
* Hyper Acidity
* Dysentry
* Gastroenteritis
* Uterus Cancer
* Rectal Piodapse
* Constipation
* Hostorthobics
* Diabetes
* Eye Diseases
* Ophthalmic Hemorrhage & Opthalmia (Reddisheye)
* Irregular Menstruation
* Breast Cancer
* Laryngitis
* Headache
* Leukemia
* Urogenital Diseases
Therapy Procedure
* Early morning, after you get up from bed, (without even brushing
your teeth) drink 1.5 liters of water i.e., 5 to 6 glasses. Let us all know
that ancient Indians termed this therapy as "Usha Paana Chikitsa" . You may
wash your face thereafter.
* Here it is very essential to note that nothing else, neither drinks
nor solid food of any sort should be taken within 1 hour before and after
drinking these 1.5 liters of water.
* It is also to be strictly observed that no alcoholic drinks should
be taken the previous night.
* If required, boiled and filtered water may be used for this
purpose.
* It is difficult to drink 1.5 liters of water at one time, but you
will get used to it gradually.
* Initially, while practicing you may drink four glasses first and to
balance two glasses after a gap of two minutes.
* You may find the necessity to urinate 2 to 3 times within an hour,
but it will become normal after quite some time.
By Research and Experience
* The following diseases are observed to be cured with this therapy
within the indicated days as below:
* Constipation - 1 day
* Acidity - 2 days
* Diabetes - 7 days
* Cancer - 4 weeks
* Pulmonary TB - 3 months
* BP & Hypertension - 4 weeks
* Note:
It is advised that persons suffering from Arthritis or Rheumatism should
practice this therapy thrice a day, i.e. morning, midday and night, 1 hour
before meals for one week; and twice a day subsequently until the disease
disappears.
How Does Pure Water Act?
* Consuming ordinary drinking water by the right method purifies
human
body. It renders the colon more effective by forming new fresh blood, known
in medical terms as " Haematopaises". That the mucous folds of the colon
and
intestines are activated by this method is an undisputed fact, just as the
theory that the mucous fold produces new fresh blood.
* If the colon is cleansed then the nutrients of the food taken
several times a day will be absorbed and by the action of the mucous folds
they are turned into fresh blood. The blood is all-important in curing
ailments and restoring health and for this water should be consumed in a
regular pattern.
Life is Short, Just go for it
* Please spread this message to your friends, relatives and
neighbors. It is a great service to the cause of humanity.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Shooting Birds
There was a father who was very close to his son. They used to go everywhere
together including picking up women, which they referred to as "calling
chickens". One day, the son decided to go overseas for study.
The father was very supportive. Before his son left, the father told the
son, " We cannot call chicken" together for the next few years. However, if
you need to call chicken, please go ahead and I will pay for it. But please
state the expense as 'Shooting Birds' so that your mom will not suspect."
So the son left. For the first month, the father received the bill from the
son (shooting bird - $1000). Subsequently for the next few months, the bill
for shooting bird is above $1000. The father could not tolerate any more, so
he wrote to his son. "Son, you have been shooting too expensive bird, try
some cheaper ones"
A month later, the father received another bill from his son. It wrote:
"Shooting Bird - $50, Rifle Repair - $2,000"
together including picking up women, which they referred to as "calling
chickens". One day, the son decided to go overseas for study.
The father was very supportive. Before his son left, the father told the
son, " We cannot call chicken" together for the next few years. However, if
you need to call chicken, please go ahead and I will pay for it. But please
state the expense as 'Shooting Birds' so that your mom will not suspect."
So the son left. For the first month, the father received the bill from the
son (shooting bird - $1000). Subsequently for the next few months, the bill
for shooting bird is above $1000. The father could not tolerate any more, so
he wrote to his son. "Son, you have been shooting too expensive bird, try
some cheaper ones"
A month later, the father received another bill from his son. It wrote:
"Shooting Bird - $50, Rifle Repair - $2,000"
Don't get up too early in the morning :-)
Read the story first …Really Good Moral necessary for all of us…..
There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy). Vishy goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack. This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now, when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill, the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river Vishy did just the same He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible, as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible..... Now with just one stone remaining, the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn! The stone was a diamond!!!! That's when he realized that all those pebbles he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!
End of Story!
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Don't get up too early in the morning :-)
There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy). Vishy goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack. This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now, when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill, the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river Vishy did just the same He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible, as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible..... Now with just one stone remaining, the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn! The stone was a diamond!!!! That's when he realized that all those pebbles he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!
End of Story!
Moral is ....
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Don't get up too early in the morning :-)
Member of Parliament (MP) in India
Member of Parliament (MP) in India
Monthly Salary: 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000
(For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily BETA during parliament meets : 500
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free
(For any number of times - All over India)
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year
(With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP per year : 32,00,000
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 cores)
And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, by the largest democratic process in the world, not intruded into the parliament on their own or by any qualification.
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......
Think of the great democracy we have.............
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL CITIZENS OF INDIA.........
Monthly Salary: 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000
(For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily BETA during parliament meets : 500
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free
(For any number of times - All over India)
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year
(With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP per year : 32,00,000
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 cores)
And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, by the largest democratic process in the world, not intruded into the parliament on their own or by any qualification.
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......
Think of the great democracy we have.............
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL CITIZENS OF INDIA.........
Brain and Mind ...!
Brain of Indian...................
IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN
AMERICA.
An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to
India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
some form of security
for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to
a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank. He
produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to
accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into
the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we
are very happy to
have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that
you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to
borrow "$5,000"
The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return'"
Ah, the mind of the Indian...
IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN
AMERICA.
An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to
India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
some form of security
for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to
a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank. He
produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to
accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into
the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we
are very happy to
have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that
you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to
borrow "$5,000"
The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return'"
Ah, the mind of the Indian...
YOUR DAD
When you were 8 years old,
your dad handed you an ice cream.
You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap.
When you were 9 years old,
he paid for piano lessons .
You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old,
he drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one
birthday party after another.
You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old,
he took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old,
he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13,
he suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14,
he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15,
he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16,
he taught you how to drive his car.
You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17,
he was expecting an important call.
You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18,
he cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19,
he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags.
You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be
embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25,
he helped to pay for your wedding, and he cried and told you how deeply he loved you.
You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50,
he fell ill and needed you to take care of him.
You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did
came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, forward this message,
if you don`t...
then shame on you..
your dad handed you an ice cream.
You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap.
When you were 9 years old,
he paid for piano lessons .
You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old,
he drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one
birthday party after another.
You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old,
he took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old,
he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13,
he suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14,
he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15,
he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16,
he taught you how to drive his car.
You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17,
he was expecting an important call.
You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18,
he cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19,
he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags.
You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be
embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25,
he helped to pay for your wedding, and he cried and told you how deeply he loved you.
You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50,
he fell ill and needed you to take care of him.
You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did
came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, forward this message,
if you don`t...
then shame on you..
Surprizzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and
without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned
from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers
here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Your loving Hubby
XYZ
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and
without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned
from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers
here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Your loving Hubby
XYZ
communication Blunders
From : Managing Director
To : Vice President
" Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday. So let all employees line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it. To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we will not be able to see it very well and in that case the employees should assemble in the Canteen."
From : Vice President
To : General Manager
" By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. If it is raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on the site. In this case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot see happening everyday."
FROM : General managers
To : Industry Managers
" By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow the disappearance of the sun in our best clothes, in the canteen at nine o' clock tomorrow morning. The Managing Director will tell us whether it is going to rain. This is something which we cannot see happen everyday."
From : Industry Managers
To : Location heads
" If it is raining in the canteen tomorrow morning, which is something that we cannot see happen everyday, the Managing Director in his best clothes, will disappear at nine o'clock."
From : Location heads
To : Marketing Executives
" Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, the Managing Director will disappear. It's a pity that we can't see this happen everyday."
To : Vice President
" Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday. So let all employees line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it. To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we will not be able to see it very well and in that case the employees should assemble in the Canteen."
From : Vice President
To : General Manager
" By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. If it is raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on the site. In this case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot see happening everyday."
FROM : General managers
To : Industry Managers
" By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow the disappearance of the sun in our best clothes, in the canteen at nine o' clock tomorrow morning. The Managing Director will tell us whether it is going to rain. This is something which we cannot see happen everyday."
From : Industry Managers
To : Location heads
" If it is raining in the canteen tomorrow morning, which is something that we cannot see happen everyday, the Managing Director in his best clothes, will disappear at nine o'clock."
From : Location heads
To : Marketing Executives
" Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, the Managing Director will disappear. It's a pity that we can't see this happen everyday."
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