Girls Are Hard To Please!!!!!!!!!!!

The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't , she says u are PROUD ..
If u DRESS Nicely , she says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, she says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS ..
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT .
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't , she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD boy;
If she SMOKES, she is GENTLEWOMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK ;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......

SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter :-)


..... Email FWD!

Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?"WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

..... Email FWD!