Hello Hell...!

One politician, One thief & One Software Engineer died & went straight to hell.


Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars ".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.


Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too". He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.


Software Engineer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too", He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Software Engineer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

Devil says-
"Calling hell to hell is local"

Isn't It Strange!!!!!!

• Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/= seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
• Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at place of worship,
• and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
• Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,
• but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
• Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible/ Quran / Geeta, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
• Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/= seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
• Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
• Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,
• but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
• Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible/ Quran / Geeta, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
• Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in a holy place?
• Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for temple 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events in the last minute?
• Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?
• Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bible and other holy books?
• Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?
• Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?