Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.

 · There are relationships apart from Bf/Gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true which is beyond the understanding of many people.

· And yeah even though U may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting...........

· Improving U r imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.


· You always don't need to show or prove your Gf/Bf how much U love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally U R dumped.

· Believe in Love , true love will never let you down

 · Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.


· Do not be afraid of others, always think that others are afraid of you. (remember the Australian Beggar at the railway stations)

· Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call away... distances can't separate friends

· In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends


 · It's the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.

· The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.

· The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away with a feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.


· and last but not the least- do what your heart loves... Karo wahi Jo, DIL CHAHTA HAI!!!


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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Girls Are Hard To Please!!!!!!!!!!!

The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't , she says u are PROUD ..
If u DRESS Nicely , she says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, she says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS ..
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT .
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't , she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD boy;
If she SMOKES, she is GENTLEWOMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK ;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......

SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter :-)


..... Email FWD!

Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?"WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Do you know.. ?

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could
read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from
it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another
look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude
remarks.

So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to
everyone,
including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do
love you.

**** And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for a
Apple, and call me over!

Good friends are like stars........You don't always see them, but you
know they are always there.

"Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes
It's Hard to see"

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm
here than a whole truck load when I'm gone. Amen!

RETURN TO SENDER
Forward to all your friends, including me. ! And don't tell me you're
too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the
roses"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

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