Hello Hell...!

One politician, One thief & One Software Engineer died & went straight to hell.


Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars ".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.


Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too". He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.


Software Engineer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too", He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Software Engineer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

Devil says-
"Calling hell to hell is local"

Isn't It Strange!!!!!!

• Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/= seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
• Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at place of worship,
• and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
• Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,
• but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
• Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible/ Quran / Geeta, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
• Isn't it strange how Rs. 20/= seems like such a large amount when you donate it to temple, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
• Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
• Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,
• but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
• Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible/ Quran / Geeta, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
• Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in a holy place?
• Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for temple 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for other events in the last minute?
• Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?
• Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bible and other holy books?
• Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?
• Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?

Girls' English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

NOW YOU MUST SEND THIS TO:

0- No one will ever love you!

1-5: You will get a kiss from your crush.

6-10: You will tongue your crush.

11-15: You will make-out with your crush.

15-20: You will date your crush.

20+: You wil have sex with your b.f/ g.f and be together 4 EVER!

START SENDING........GO!!!