Not my job ...!

..... Email FWD!

Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.

 · There are relationships apart from Bf/Gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true which is beyond the understanding of many people.

· And yeah even though U may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting...........

· Improving U r imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.


· You always don't need to show or prove your Gf/Bf how much U love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally U R dumped.

· Believe in Love , true love will never let you down

 · Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.


· Do not be afraid of others, always think that others are afraid of you. (remember the Australian Beggar at the railway stations)

· Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call away... distances can't separate friends

· In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends


 · It's the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.

· The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.

· The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away with a feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.


· and last but not the least- do what your heart loves... Karo wahi Jo, DIL CHAHTA HAI!!!


..... Email FWD!

Girls Are Hard To Please!!!!!!!!!!!

The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't , she says u are PROUD ..
If u DRESS Nicely , she says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, she says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS ..
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT .
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't , she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD boy;
If she SMOKES, she is GENTLEWOMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK ;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......

SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter :-)


..... Email FWD!