Some Laws...

• Law of Bath: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
• Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• Law of Theater: People with the seats at the farthest from the aisle arrive last.
• Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.