What Females Actually Mean....?

• Yes = No
• No = Yes
• Maybe = No
• I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
• We need... = I want
• It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
• Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
• We need to talk... = I need to complain.
• Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
• I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset !
• You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
• This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
• I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... ..
• Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
• I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
• Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
• How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
• I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
• Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

Thank Amit